COMIN AT YA WITH BOTH BARRELS
If you’re looking for GentlemanToker, you found him. That site is dead now. Sawed Off News is my new joint. Can you…can you just decide to be a journalist? Let’s find out!
My name is Joe Tierney. I intend to carry on the tradition of Gonzo journalism inspired by the great Hunter S. Thompson. I’m gonna throw myself headlong into the Absurd in hopes of thrills and insights to share with you. Plus it turns out I am freakin’ great at making enemies! It’d be a shame to let that skillset go to waste. Uh, but for today, it’s a couple of my most relevant articles from GT. Awkward cough.
I wasn’t planning on this when I decided to end GT. I have to get it all together very quickly or Google’s gonna hate me tomorrow! Gimme a minute, baby. The clown can still dance, I just need to find a rhythm to boogie at.